Random thoughts for the day.

Why is there seemingly 1 piece missing from every puzzle in our house?

Is it wrong to put some sort of device on your children that will keep them from being able to reach the wall? I am tired of seeing scratches and scrapes on all of my walls. Is there some written rule in the 3 year-old manual that says any toy that is carried in your hand must remain in contact with the wall as you carry it through the hallway?

How long can I get away with never letting my children out of the house, unsupervised, before CPS will show up at my door? I will let you know ;)

More to follow later today...